Views From the MAGA Boat: PETA Wants to Destroy Maine Lobster Industry Because They’re Hangry

8/16/18, Maine First Media Staff Report,

The radical animal rights activists at PETA protested Maine Lobster Fest again this year.

PETA’s mission is to stop people from eating lobster. If they’re successful, they will destroy one of Maine’s largest industries.

In fact, if PETA gets its way, thousands of hard-working Mainers would be left without an income. And the Pine Tree State’s midcoast would become nothing more than ghost towns. 

This year, PETA sent one of their Chicago interns to the Portland Jetport to stage a nearly-naked protest. The woman was wearing only panties, painted herself red, threw on some fake claws, and posed dead on a dinner mat next to a bowl of melted butter.

Children walked by and saw the unhinged display of a virtually naked woman posing as a dead lobster — childhood memories they won’t soon forget.

Switzerland recently passed a law making it illegal to boil live lobsters — and the social justice agitators at PETA want to see the same in the United States. They’re not just targeting Maine, Maryland’s crab industry would also take a huge hit.

In episode two of Views From the MAGA Boat, Maine lobsterman, Sean Carlson fires back at PETA as only a Maine lobsterman can!

Carlson is a fourth-generation lobsterman and owner of Long Cove Lobster. He’s also a huge supporter of President Trump. Carlson even flies a “deplorable” flag on his lobster boat.

The Trump-supporter of the sea says PETA officials have no idea what they’re talking about. Our Deplorable lobsterman says it’s actually the lobsterman who are keeping the lobsters thriving in the Atlantic ocean!

Carlson even demonstrates how lobster traps work to show they’re really set up like an all you can eat buffet for the crustaceans.

In Carlson’s opinion, the folks at PETA are just hanrgy (hungry + angry) and could use a nice Maine lobster dinner!

If you missed episode one of Views From the MAGA Boat, click here to watch the debut show and hear the MAGA Lobsterman’s thoughts on the Trump Economy and tariffs.

  • I saw a “woman” with a bumper sticker on her car that stated, “I Stand With Planned Parenthood”. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that she would be against people eating lobsters and as well as capital punishment for even the most heinous of crimes.

    Left-wing activists are really “slacktivists“ (too much of a slacker to do any fact-based research on any subject matter that is being protested). Everyone whom I talked to when they heard of the PETA ad placed at the Jetport said they’ll just eat more lobster. Last night, in fact, I was at Ricetta’s in Falmouth where I LOVE their pizza and chicken wings. BUT, they were having a special on lobster so I got the lobster roll instead. Delicious!

  • Went to DiMillo’s last night. Had my eye on the lobster scampi but they were sold out. Now I’m really upset with the PETA morons. Looks like their protest has caused an uptick in lobster consumption. Love it!

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